This girl is more easily done than said...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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