Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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