guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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