garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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