He is an equal opportunity slut.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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