i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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