remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My dick has a subreddit
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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