Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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