i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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