you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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