He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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