I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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