Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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