yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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