This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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