Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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