People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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