Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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