OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
