So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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