do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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