We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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