idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
