She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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