Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Houston, we have a squirter
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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