Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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