There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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