let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
