I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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