Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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