I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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