Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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