Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
