The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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