Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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