Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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