she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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