when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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