I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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