i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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