yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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