We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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