ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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