I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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