We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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