the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
