i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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