I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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