my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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