i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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