It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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