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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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