That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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