i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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