her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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