All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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