I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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