I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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